Season 1, Episode 19...
Before the battle against Purin!
Cast:
By Klawkat!Before the battle against Purin!
By Klawkat! Bah, Back in my day, we didn't fixing brokin' stuff, cause it was just useless stuff... and...
Dunno, Has something to do with 60 Minutes.
WILL YOU GET OFF THAT, THAT... THAT THING AND TALK TO ME NORMALY?
Ok, ok... Sheesh, can't play Quake without some old guy bugging me...
Klawkat! GET RID OF THE GATES!
yeah, dude! I really want to get home, The Terrance and Phillip Speical will be on!
Yeah, Being crushed by chickens and being brain-washed really bites!
yeah, That too!
Ok, Let's see, all we got to do is... gate system... ...overwrite... Buy a vowel... carry a one... uh...
... system file... open... BINGO! Alright! I did it!
(Waking up) You distroyed the gates?
Is that what I was doing? I thought I was Playing Bingo! See, Blackout!!
WHAT?? I'll black you out if you don't distroy those gates!
whoops! Battery is low! Gotta let it recharge!
(Crazy) ARRRRGH! Is cat hunting legal?
No, But maybe you could hunt other things, like Pasta!
Point me to the direction, and I'll be meatball huntin!
So Klawkat will be fighting Purin pretty soon.
I don't know about you, But I think Purin look pretty Dorky!
Looks are always misleading!
Yeah, Like that time Voltorb evolved! you remember that, don't you?
Shut up, Fat boy! You been talking about electrode ever since it eveloved!
You wouldn't say that if I brought out electrode, would you now?
Electrode!
Charcoal, Spring heel kick!
Roger
Screech attack!
could attack, Kicked the thing like a ball, bouncing to 's hands!) Eh, I don't feel like playiny catch!
explodes in front of 's face!) Ha hah!
(walks in) Hey guys! What's up!
Nothin' Much
yeah...
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Uh, Yeah....
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::Cough::
I gotta train, Nice talking to ya, guys!
yeah...
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Uh, Bye?
Leaves) Big J? You should have said something!
I didn't want to interupt what you could have said!
(wonder's back) Hey, have you seen Dratini?
What??
Glares into 's eyes!) Ah, F*** You too! (Hands the Pokeball)
thanks!
So, Cartman, Why did you have his Dratini?
Two words: Sushi!
Two words?
That's what I said!
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I won't ask you again! Give me back my pokemon!
Pikachu!
Heh heh heh... the kid wants his pokemon back, don't you?
yeah, Even though we all are well, we are not gonna give in so easily!
yeah, It's not a pretty site when Jessie doesn't get her nightly medication!
Well, Ash, This looks like the chance to beat team rocket and to get your pokemon back, I mean, Rattrap's not around, Pikachu's not sick, and Klawkat is...
Hi everybody!
And Klawkat is... Right here!
CAT! ::sigh:: Team Rocket can wait! I want a pokemon match ageinst you!
PIKA PI!
Uh... ... ... ... Sure?
Looks like Klawkat has to battle Ash!
Remember that Klawkat is a Semi-Member of Team Rocket! Rocket's Don't play by the book!
I'll keep that in mind! Pikachu! I choose YOU!
Pika pika!
I don't have much time, Dratini, Get out of the Ball!
Sweet!!
Dratini?
Yeah I want Cheesy Poof!
You Bean Hanging around Cartman too long, Have you?
Ahh, F*** You too!
Pikachu!
That thing can talk like Meowth and Charcoal? How?
ha ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you!
I guess that a few nights ago, Me and Dratini were watching episodes of South Park! I guess when Cartman "borrowed" Dratini, Dratini started to mimic phrases from the show!
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!
The Thing sure doesn't know what it is talking about! It'll say anything and not know the meaning to!
#$^@^ you guys, I'm going home!
Forget him! Pikachu! Thunder attack!
Kyle Mom's a ...
Shocks , interupting his song!) Uh... Dratini... ... ... rosambo?
whacks in the unpleasent area!) PIKACHU!!!
Hah ha! Me and My foul mouth Dratini won!
Hah ha! Me and My foul mouth Dratini won!
It look like dratini could preform more than just South Park!
(looks at ) Maybe later, he'll learn how to use those words properly! To incurage it to learn, Keep it out of it's pokeball!
Uh, sure! (tosses the Pokeball)
ain't this touching! The Bond between a Cat and a Pokemon, Put a tear in my eye! (grabs a Hankee) excuse me, this is touching!
But I thought we were sappose to get back my Pokemon!
and were talking, , and Team Rocket Leave them behind! this is a Trashy planet! I wonder how you get out of it!
Yeah, You just go through a gate, and your there!
But the gates are all one way!
I heard a while ago, three people are building a means to excape this planet!
(walks in) Hey people! I'm training. Gotta go!
Wait a minute! Do you know about the people building that means to excape?
uh, yeah! Samus, DK, and Link are building a rocket. Pikachu was also sappose to help, but Ash needed him more!
Kick @$$!!
what's with him?
don't ask!
anyway, where are these three!
Last time I saw those three, There rocket were right behind those bushes!
, and hard at work!) wrench...
Wrench! (hands a wrench)
hows the status report on the scanner?
the little thingie is flashing green!
Let's tighten up this screw and were finished!
Hey, guys! Nice work!
Hey Klawkat! Who's your friends?
This is Vegeta the seyain warrior, Jared the Male Sailor Scout, and Luna the cat!
Luna the cat!
what's with him?
Don't ask! So how the rocket?
we've finished the thing up, and all it needs now is a name, but we can't decide!
I want to call it the Banana Float, Samus wanted Space Station Aran, and Link wanted Hyrule Coach!
Well.... So what's the name?
hmmm....
wispers to and , and they nod in agreement!) Yes?
Why don't you name it! We heard of the battle your gonna face, and we think it is a good idea to let you name it!
uh...
Cheesy Poofs!
Yeah, what he said! "Space Station Cheesy Poofs"!!!!
odd name, but whatever you want!
So we have the S.S. Cheesy Poofs, we'll fuel it up and we'll tell everyone to pack, cause were going home!
Mind if we take a look around?
Sure!
Not me, I gotta go! I gotta train!
Ok, See ya Klawkat!
well, this is the portal, so I shouls walk in!
Can I Come?
If it so you can watch me lose, no dice!
Oh, rats!... uh, rats have infested my bed... Yeah, and I can't sleep there, so I should come!
Ok, ok... So, who else shall come?
anywhere for the thrill of excitement!
As I said before, I shall help you with the battle!
Can I Come?
Dratini?
If it so you can watch me lose, no dice!
::sigh:: Oh well, Come here dratini!
I'm coming with UDX!
Oh, and Electrode is all ready for it's next battle!
I'm coming too!
James?
I'm part of the four touches of death! I think I should help Klawkat if UDX is helping klawkat, and... I owe the cat!
He's right, I'm coming!
No chance your leaving me out!
I think me and the Hooded Twerp should come, too!
Hmmp mmmp!
allright! That should be all! I'll be back... Hopefully!
Don't fall on your butt on your way in!
and if the rocket don't work, DON"T THINK TWICE ABOUT NOT USING YOUR LAPTOP!!!!!!
Ok! Let's go!
and the team enter the portal and the portal closes!) Looks like Klawkat has enter my demention! Sephiroth!
Yes Purin?
It looks like that I forgot to tell them that I want a one on one battle! the friends that Klawkat brough does not matter!
do you want me to dispatch them?
no, The trip to my arena is a far and dangerous trip! the world they wonder is not known to them, since I can control it with a single thought!
then I like to see them reach this place! Queen Nehprenia will be proud of us!
remember, even though you work for the queen, I don't need praise from the queen after completing my own goal!
But you owe her...
enough talk! we wait! Klawkat and the others will be begging me for their lives, and I'll still kill them! HA HA HA HA HA HACH HACH COUGH! stupid pikachu, had to catch his cold...