Y2K, Cigarettes, and Ted Bundy will kill ya!


























By Klawkat.
Another Episode, another complete waste of time.
So, what happened last episode?
Two Christmas Episodes, One was Stupid, while the other Ripped-offed Christmas Vacation!
And Proud of it, too! So... what did you get for christmas?
A tub of Popcorn. And a couple of Dreamcast Games... I don't own a Dreamcast!
Well, I got a Life sized cut-out of Richard Nixon!
I keeped on asking for Ready 2 Rumble, I should have said Not for Dreamcast!
Uh... cat? Don't we got an episode to be in?
And what the heck? Another Mortal Kombat Game?! Mortal Kombat is getting old!
Uh, Cat...
and Popcorn? One hand-full of popcorn will get cernals stuck in my gums and...
SHUT THE F*** UP, YA F***IN' S***-EATER!
I'm not in a good mood! I'm getting really... ...
Just start the episode!
(Jumps on top of the rotting Christmas tree) (and with a voice not his own) I'm Rocky, The F***in' Stupid @$$ Squrril!
Fine, I'll just Take your place... ... If you don't mind...
Oh no, Bulwinkle! Our show really stinks!
I'll take that as a yes! I made a costume for just such of an emerengy!
changes to
!!)
Now I'm the Writer!
Bulbasaur ate too much popcorn... POPCORN!! Mwe he he he!
(walks in) What's with him?
He's wacky loopy now! Hoo boy...
And what's with you?
I'm replacing him!
Yeah, But who's gonna play you?
Uh... Let's pretend that I'm not in this episode... How's that?
hey, your the Writer! (yelling at the other cast members) Klawkat won't be playing this episode! We got a replacement!
And so I said "Is that a banana, or are you devilishly Evil?" And he said...
I love to chat, But we are starting the episode, so act bad!
(tries to act like Klawkat) I'm Stupid and I'm proud of it!
Man, what a perfect replacment!
When you go mental, UDX, can I take you place?
I don't think I can act that crazy!
(on a chandelear) KoRn Sucks! KORN SUCKS! Mwa ha ha ha!
Don't you diss KoRn Like that! KoRn kicks my @$$!
Anything kicks your @$$!
Yeah, like the Stone Cold Stunner if you both don't shut up!
Did the Episode start?
Yes it did!
Oh sorry... Cheesy Poofs! Kick @$$!
That's right!
Pi-pi-pi!
NO! Not again!
Sorry, False alarm!
Your not sapposed to speak!
Uh... Pika?
Lots of flaws in this episode!
I love you, you love me...
your sapposed to be dead!
oh... (drops dead)
what's with all the flaws?
Y2K! Everything is not working on Y2K!
Grow!
Yeah, I guess!
Well, Flaws or no flaws, We need to start the episode!
alright, lets try again!
(Still on Chandelear) I don't wanna work, just hanging around...
You all are under arrest, for disterbing the peace!
I pity the fool that resist arrest!
Ok, police were at the house last episode. then the anouncement...
Attention, World of ruin citizens... I rule you!
Purin's captured...
Let me go!
Now Klawkat is mental! so let start were we left off!
Let's finish this part!
Hmmp hmmp!
The Hooded twerp will give this to the police!
Mpmp! (hold a slice of cake)
Now the fireworks!
, and sending
and
to the air!
Oh there a knock on the door...
oh, I wonder who it is...
(Swimming in a puddle of water) I'm flying!
What a retard!
(charges through the back door) where's Klawkat?
That's me!
(rock bottems
) That's for not putting me on your site!
What can I say... Stone Cold is Better!
What did you say?
(stunner on
) For once, I suport the cat!
That right!
I will distroy you!
Oh yeah? You can you be the People's champ?
I beat up losers like you, give an eyebrow and say anything I want, People will suport me!
Tra la la la, la la la la, Heh he he !
(looks at
. then at
) I can tell phonies!
Charges toward
)
maybe the Rock can knock some sence into him!
Have a nice day!
proforms the Madible claw at
)
Fight, fight, fight...
What does everyone want...
No, Everybody wants... Starts with an H...
Hello Kitty.
Close enough!
preforms the Snow plow on
)
Uhhg... (Passes out!)
Alright! I really don't see anything cool about the Rock. Personaly, I think he's cocky!
Great... You failed me! (teleports
) I can use some more minions... (teleports
's courpes) yep... Purin... I will have control over you...
This is my planet! I ruled it for the longest time! you have to kill me... Hard to do since i'm immortal!
yeah right!
I was crushed be a tank... twice! I'm still alive, am I?
We'll see... (forces
to teleport.)
it just don't get no worst...
oh yeah... (make
and
teleport) These two will make perfect soliders! Like I took AVALANCE!
You get them? I'm gonna get your @$$!
We'll stop you Mcmanon!
That's Right! I'm Proud to be on this site...
Your not serious, are you?
With the Help of Megatron, this place will be fully controlled!
Megatron? You joined sides?
Yep, heh heh heh!
dang, how can we free ourselves...
we will stop you!
Fine, Your drafted!
and
Drafted?
Yep! (forced
and
to teleport) That's all! (dissappears)
this is bad...
Oh great...
What do you mean...
If Klawkat turns Evil, I'm still forced as his Guardian force. He can use my power as he wishes...
we got to help him...
take off the hat! You look rediculous!
With Klawkat gone, I'm the Writer.
and
were writers too!
whatever!
Oh great, were locked up!
No way out...
(down in the dumps) Poofs...
I scream, you scream... we all...
(punches
) Shut up!
(back to normal) Thanks, I needed that... (looks around) were am I?
There gonna to control out minds... We gotta break out!
You five, Move it or lose it! (points to jars of goo)
Do you forget your ruler!
(shocks
with a taser) Move it or lose it!
Let the Mind warpping process begin.
You will not get away with this!
... ... (Tosses
in the Goo, where she tried to struggle, then just freezes!)
(Looking at Samus) Uh, Can't we make a compromise?
... (tosses
, Head first, in the goo. He freezes upside-down...)
This is bad... Maybe if I just respected the Popcorn I got...
don't take this personaly, but your about to get you @$$ whipped.
I'll miss ya too!
... (shoves
and
in the same container, they freeze.)
Now we can make a deal, we can!
(Spits in
's Face) I rather Die a Million deaths.
Fine. have at you. Throw it in!
Yes, Master... (shoves
in the goo.)
They will serve me pretty soon.
I still want me deal.
Yeah, I remember the deal. "For your help, You can mine all the Pika-pi you want!" you got it!
...
Now what?
I don't have a clue?
I know...
How's that?
it works...