Season 3, Episode 49...

Title: Vok's Vengance or Rock Men in a Distance!

Written by UDX, Edited by Klawkat, HTMLized and posted by me (Had to give myself SOME credit.)
( walks to the Screen)
Hi! Sorry, But my existance in the WOR is still not here, but Hey? Ya know what? I here to play Editer. Yeah! I'm gonna edit this Episode... so it will be... err..Let's go...
(In space)
The human UDX has discovered one of our artifacts!
A: He knows about us?
B: What shall we do?
We must infest the body of Psycho so that we can destroy UDX! Even if UDX is a (Snickers) Female!
A: Will do, master(Leaves)
(Back at WOR)
Hehehehe! This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys! I am so loving this!
(All of a sudden, sees a shooting star)
Wow! That is one shooting star!
(The shooting star(Sort of) lands at 's castle)
Klawkat's Note: And remember, if a Star Hits any planet, Consider the Planet dead!
That's not good!
( is running back to 's castle, where smoke covers the place)
Master, are you alright?
(coughing): I'm alright! *Cough*
That's a relief!
(All of a sudden, 's eyes turns yellow as if she were possesed)
Klawkat's note: Incase ya never noticed, All Katmen have Yellow eyes. Were Cats!
Uh oh(Runs)
(Possesed): Yes, I have possesed Psycho! Lord Unicron, I have succeded!
(Back with )
(Looking at a ruin): Hmm, this holds a rare use of the Katman language! If someone with the ability to read Katman language was here, ether he or she would be able to translate it!
Klawkat's Note: I can read it, and it says: Eet at Joes.
Don't look at me! If Klawkat was here, he would have done the translation!
Didn't you notice that Klawkat doesn't even know his own language?
Klawkat's Note: I can speak Feluant British.
Who cares! I'm planning a date with UDX soon!
You want to start something?
Like I care about that loser? Sheesh! Locke sucks even more than Kurt Angle!
Klawkat's Note: Indeed... err... I mean, It's true!
Yeah, Kurt Angle sucks!
(In comes , running like some freak)
Mantle, what's with you? Why aren't you on Psycho's side, attempting to attack me?
I'm sorry, if I was, but someone took control of Psycho!
(All of a sudden, appears)
Klawkat's Note: : And yes, the timing is perfect.
(Possesed): Now that I have the body of Psycho, you are as good as dead UDX! In the name, of the Vok, and Unicron!
Vok? Unicron? Psycho is possesed by the Vok?
(Possesed): Yes, and with your death, the energon project will continue as plan, and we shall make all of WOR our Energon mining slave! Ah what the hey, you are all our property, and so is Psycho!
Klawkat's Note: The Vok... that sounds like something you see in some poorly made #-D cartoon... errr... Nevermind.
No, it can't be!
That's worse than no emotions!
Klawkat's Note: What about... (Stereotype) CHEESE!!!
Let's get out of here!
(Everyone minus tries to run, but is catching up to them)
(Possesed): You can't escape the Vok! You are doomed!
Mysterious voice: NEVER!
What the...
(From out of the darkness came , and )
Jared?
(Possesed): What are these imconfident fools?
I am Sailor Cpu! A legendary knight who holds the key to destroying computer viruses! Over here is my love, Kiki(Points to )
Klawkat's Note: In other words, we have a guy that runs on McAffee and ... Kiki... Hee hee. I hope CPU and Red never Meets.
You don't have to mention this!
So what UDX!
(Possesed) Time to die, CPU!
( and clashes swords at each other)
So, who's gonna win?
If I was to bet my money, it would be on CPU! In fact, I already did!
Showoff!
( is gaining the upper hand)
See what I mean?
(All of a sudden, uses sonic scratch, injuring )
That's not good!
This isn't the Psycho I knew!
Klawkat's Note: Yeah, the Psycho you knew would at least say something like: "Huzzah" after Every Move.
( starts to get angry)
(Possesed) Time to die!
( lunges at and gets in a cat fight!)
(Get up): That was pointless
Yeeahhh, Cat fight, CAT FIGHT! HEHEHEHEHE!
UDX's reminder: Nori, nori, nori, when will you learn?
Klawkat's Note: Nori, Nori, Nori... Who are you?
Oh no you don't!
( bashes on !)
Oh my god! Hey wait, where's Charlie?
This isn't the Crossover comics!
Klawkat's Note: I'll take this time to say that I like to watch Friends instead of Survivor
('s crest of Mana glows and she super kicks , sending her flying)
PMS, plus the crest of Mana equals one powerful fighter!
Klawkat's Note: And again with the dumb stereotyping.
Well, there's someone coming!
(From out of the blue comes and )
KARI! T K! WHERE ARE YOU?
Tai, don't you reconize me? It's me, UDX!
UDX? You're a female(Laughs)
Great, we just got to learn a new retard!
Klawkat's Note: Got to learn a new retard? How can to learn a new Retard old tricks?
Shut up!
This is serious! We have to find out what happened to TK and Kari!
I know that! I should have been caught with that curse!
What, curse?
It is said to be a curse that turns anyone a kid or over into a mere child! The way to reverse this curse is unknown!
Klawkat's Note: Hummm... sooo... We have the curse of not reaching Puberty?
That's the worse part!
That's why I fear for my sister Kari and Matt's brother TK!
We'll do that, plus an agenda that we have to also face, stop the vok!
(Meanwhile, at a nearby plateau)
It's kinda lonely without Pikachu!(Looks at his crest) If it weren't for Tai, I would not have earned the crest of determination!
(UDX's reminder: There's going to be a comic based on Ash earning the crest of determination)
Klawkat's Note: And incase you forgot... Ash is EVIL! EVIL, working for Psycho!
I understand, ash!
Hey, you're Charlie from Street Fighter, right?
Klawkat's Note: No, He's the guy that appears in UDX's Episode just to be killed off... whaja think?
Yeah, why?
Look above!
(Meteor falls on and kills him)
Oh my god, they killed Charlie
You bastards!
Klawkat's Note: And that, My friends, is the story of Charlie. Never stand beneath a Meteorite.
It kinda copies the Crossover comic thing! Never before have I felt this much sorrow!
Klawkat's Note: ::Snickers::
(All of a sudden, 's crest of Determination glows)
Ash, transform into....
ROCK MAN ASH!
(UDX's reminder: Oh my god, I just continued the Rock Man(Mega Man) tradition(I'm a bastard))
Klawkat's Note: OK, Now we Have a Retard, Evil, SSB guy that is not from SSB... and Your a Bastard?
(All of a sudden, a shooting star lands somewhere near the mountain)
Something's wrong! I better check it out!
(When reaches the mountain, he sees , who has been possesed)
(Possesed): That stupid number 1 failed my master! Now I have to find him!(Sees ) A Rock man! I shall dispose of you myself!
Never!
( fires off dragon fire blasts, but Rock Man Ash dashes out of the way and fires off shots from his arm cannon, causing damage to !)
Blast you! I'll have you dead in no...
(Suddenly, appears and blasts , sending him flying)
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Mega Man
Ash? What happened?
The crest of determination caused this! The Ash that dreamt of being a pokemon trainer is no more!
(UDX's reminder: He's no longer a retard)
Klawkat's Note: What? He's Evil, Mega Man Rippoff and NOT Retarded? I gotta think of something...
Well, it turned you to look almost like me? That's odd, but it works!
However, there's someone I would like to see!
Who?
Misty!
(Meanwhile)
(Drunk): I can't take this anymore! I am going to drown myself in all the scotch I can find!
( continues to drink, then passes out)
(In the dream world)
Where am I?
Voice: Ash is alive!
What?
Voice: Ash is alive!
How can Ash be alive? He was killed almost a year ago!
Voice: Ash is alive!
Klawkat's Note: We Know.
Who's there?
(Out comes )
Sorry if I had to do that! But it was I who said that Ash is alive!
He is?
Yes! But I'm afraid he has changed, and is less of a retard!
Klawkat's Note: and that change might Kill the WOR, too.
What is he?
He is no longer the friend you once knew! He is now a Rock Man, just like the firstRock Man model: Mega Man!
But how?
(A flash of light surrounds the place, and returns to the real world)
(Still Drunk): Boy, a dream about Ash being alive and a Rock Man! Hah, that's silly!(Thinking) But what if he is still alive?
( wobbles out of the cantina and continues to walk on the streets)
(Drunk): (Singing) He's Slim Shady, yes he's the real(HIC) Shady, he's got the moves that will drive me insany! So won't the real Slim Shady kiss my feet, kiss my(HIC) feet, kiss my feet!
(UDX's reminder: Okay, so I'm making fun of Eminem)
Klawkat's Note: Hee hee. So you Diss Eminem, Huh? Well, Here's a remix from us to you. This is the Truth about U-D-Flex!... Errr... NM...
( wobbles down the street, and grabs onto a lamp post, then she slips and falls down!)
(Meanwhile, we find a pair of kids who have entered the WOR)
Tai
Tai
Tai
Tai!
Klawkat's Note: Tai!
No sign of Tai or our Digimon!
I don't know why Patamon or Gatomon would seperate from us!
Klawkat's Note: Tai! Oh... it's over already?
(All of a sudden, in comes , and )
Look, it's two of the digi destined!
Oooh! Kids in funky Rock Man gear!
Erek Chees Note: The Digidestined? Kids in Rock Man gear? Huh? Hey, look, I got my very own note! YAY!
Remind me to kick his ass, okay?
*Sigh*
Wow, is that what I think it is?
3 new digimon?
Lamebrains! I am a purin! A supreme purin that has magnificant powers
Let's call it mr friend
Nah, lets call it jackyjohn!
That name sounds ****ed up
(UDX's reminder: Kids, they always cuss!)
Klawkat's Note: I don't have that bad of a mouth, do I? Fuck Shit Cunt shoo be dee doo wap (Whoops)
Ladies!
Klawkat's Note: Remember, Kiddies, Instead of Powerpuffs, we have Saterday Night Live Cast members.
Roger that!
On it
Let's cream em!
(, and tries to attack and , but they miss and collide with a wall!)
Aww ****!
Waspinator want to capture kids, and torture kids!
Klawkat's Note: That's kinda sick... But... A long as you do it on your off time.
We don't own a torture chamber, you idiot!
(All of a sudden, and ropes , , , , and with rope and they pull the 6 really hard)
Oww my achin ass
If I could move my hands, I'd beat you up!
Shut up and cry!
(Meanwhile, we find without her clothes on(Again, oy))
(clothless): (Singing)I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!
((clothless) slips, but gets back up and dances again!)
(All of a sudden, shows up)
Misty? Misty is that you?
(Clothless): Hey, you look familiar, like Ash Ketchum that I knew?
It's me Misty! It's Ash!
(Clothless): Oh, it's you Ash! *Hic*(Faints)
Man, you must have drank too much
(Later, during the midnight, (Still Clothless) wakes up on a bed)
You alright Misty?
(Clothless): Ash? You're alive?
Yes, but you, are not wearing anything
Klawkat's Note: The Passion of the Two began to grow... Bad Lemons are around the corner here.
((Clothless) looks down, covers herself, and blushes)
(Clothless): But why aren't you acting like the Ash I knew, Ash? And why the weird clothes?
I, have changed! My crest of determination changed me to a rock man
(Clothless): Like Mega Man?
Yes! But let me explain! I was so determined that I transformed into this form cuz of my crest! But afterwards, I've just learned that Megatron has been, possesed!
(Clothless): By Psycho!
No, by Unicron!
(Clothless): Unicron?
Unicron is said to be the owner of all of WOR, and everything that is on it! Including all living lives!
(Clothless): What should we do?
First, we need to recruit some of our friends
Klawkat's Note: Not before I change one thing...
( Walks into the scene)
Klawkat?
Shhh... I'm not really here...
Huh? Well... it's nice to see you aga... Huh?
( Drives an Ax into 's head)
What are you doing?
Hee hee! Watch!
Duhhh... Hey! Look! I'm a faerie! (Skips around)
Non-Retarded Ash my ASS! (Runs out of the room)
(Meanwhile, with )
How long is this walk? My legs are tiring me!
You are so getting in my way!
I swear those vok are going to pay! Definitly for taking my girlfriend!
And creator!
Oh, right! Hehehe
Looks like you have a thing for love!
I'm trying to get use to my creator as a source of love! She knocks me out!
Okay, let's not go there!
You wish!
Quiet you!
Hmph!
I only wish for my Stephanie to be back!
If seven dragon balls ever show up again, you can use them to resurrect your wife!
Well, 7 dragon balls did once appear on WOR!
It was Klawkat who made the wish, but he disappeared, and out came Psycho!
Klawkat's Note: Hee hee... I wonder what happened to me?
Who is now possesed by a member of the Vok!
I fear the same may go to my leader, Megatron!
(Meanwhile, in space)
Lord Unicron, Female UDX defeated me with one powerful kick
And Rock Man Ash defeated me easily!
Hmm! Seems that their crests posses excellent powers!
We also learned that 3 of the 12 digi destined are in WOR! 2 of them are cursed!
Who cares! Find them all, and take their crests! I want their powers
That will be extremely difficult! Their crests are attached to their chests like a terrawatt magnet!
Drat! And I can't think of a way to remove them! Then try destroying them, one by one!
Klawkat's Note: Like a fly marrying a Bumblebee, I told you I'd Shoot, but you didn't beleive me. WHY DIDN'T YOU BELEIVE ME!!
To Be Continued!
and that, concludes my Edit of UDX's Episode. Probably my faverite Pastime here in WOR... This is Klawkat, Dissappearing. ((Poof))